Brie
I really like brie, especially when it has got to the point when it has a nice ripe flavour, just before it tips over into dirty socks in ammonia state.
I was visiting an old aunt of mine when she presented a plate of brie that was definitely over-ripe. I took a small piece and choked it down with a smile.
"Go ahead dear," she said, "You finish that up. I can't stand the stuff."
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:56, 24 replies)

TAKE YOUR RELEVANT, AMUSING STORIES AND BE GONE WITH YOU!!!
QOTW IS NO PLACE FOR SUCH THINGS! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!??

Edit: *Click*
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:11, closed)

I've been told that chocolat de cul is very reminiscent of over-ripe brie in both taste and texture.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:17, closed)

Have you tried P'ont Levec?
it smells like a corpse is in your fridge, but tastes delicious if you're into that sort of thing
( Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:10, closed)

the smellier the cheese, the tastier the cheese

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:25, closed)

Ever tried Stinking Bishop? Smells horrific, but tastes horrific. I imagine, were you to give Mr Trebus' mouldering corpse a toejob, it would taste something like Stinking Bishop.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:23, closed)

The Head Cheese Waiter at the restaurant just over there will carefully array your selection of cheese in ascending order of stink.
That's how you get michelin stars: correctly odor-ordered cheese.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:48, closed)

Dave! Why have 350 boxes of nasal decongestant tablets been delivered?
Soddy boss, I odor-ordered.
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:57, closed)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how great comedy is created.

( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:57, closed)

oh fishy :(

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:39, closed)

Wahey!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:48, closed)

No, but I've tried Pont-l'Évêque

( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:21, closed)

this is a sex thing, isn't it?
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:12, closed)

All acquired tastes are a sex thing

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:44, closed)

Eating bottom chocolate
is usually a sex thing. IME.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:48, closed)

give it a wash
and it won't be
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:57, closed)

Chateaubriand is my favourtie cheese.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:51, closed)

I used to have a little holiday home just down the road, in Cabernet Sauvignon.

( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:08, closed)

Near Jacob's Creek?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:44, closed)

Now, I want you take a long, hard look at that joke and tell me why it doesn't work.

( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:02, closed)

I don't often lol
but lol
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 0:51, closed)

lol

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Aug 2014, 10:19, closed)

I'm clicking the "i like this" button even though it doesn't do anything with replies

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 10:28, closed)

Lol it's called Dawson's Creek
Dummy
(Figmaus, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 14:29, closed)