I once had to apologize
to a wrinkly old horror who was cook at my school. She came belming in through a door, and twatted young me right in the head with it, and young me, being witty, rattled off "HOI! COOK! YOU NEARLY SQUISHED ME FLAT AS A PANCAKE!" top culinary punnage eh?

I was later whisked upstairs to the headmistresses office and forced to apologize to her for calling her Cook, instead of whatever the fuck her name was, because peoples job titles did not define them and it was wrong to talk down to people, shouty shouty blah blah etc etc.

Even had to write lines 'I will not call Mrs. whateverthefuckhernamewas Cook, as that is her job title not her name her name is Mrs. whateverthefuckhernamewas' 100 sides of a4.

Fucking shite, stupid cook bitch gave me a fat ear with that door, and to this day, I don't remember her name. Pretty sure my brain erased it out of sheer spite.
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 2:52, 3 replies)

And now you're the Mayor of London,
so you certainly showed her.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 7:57, closed)

terrible bullying of Jennings.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:51, closed)

Needless to say, you had the last laugh here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:01, closed)