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Second Best Porcupine asks, “can we have another story about that lovable scamp Alan, please?” We all know an “Alan”. Tell us about that one mate who can't help but get in to trouble.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:54)
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I had an ex called Alan about 15 years back, who had temper issues
He once cracked someone's windscreen for nipping into a parking space that he was starting to reverse into.

While punching the offending car, he screamed, "Bitch, cunt, whore!" at the white-faced lady driver, then after a pause, added, "I'm a Christian."

We split up.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:20, 6 replies)
I expect he was high on PCP, and broke every bone in his hand,
but didn't feel it until the morning.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:29, closed)
Are you suggesting the other driver would have deserved it if she was black?

(, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 14:32, closed)
Maybe she was black, buy had insensitively "whited-up" with makeup?

(, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 15:26, closed)
I meant she had a drained, shocked face. Obviously.

(, Mon 6 Jul 2015, 11:56, closed)
Its ok
He may have acted like a complete ass hat but being a good Christian forgave himself
(, Mon 6 Jul 2015, 11:52, closed)
Pretty much that

(, Mon 6 Jul 2015, 11:56, closed)

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