I heard a terrible one last night...
My son said that this happened to the uncle of a friend of his.

He was driving along and he hit a cat. Being a basically decent person, he pulled over immediately and went back to check, and found the cat lying there and not moving much. He thought that the best thing to do was to put it out of its pain, so he got a baseball bat from the car and finished it off.

He took the car to a garage for some work and the mechanic looked at the car and said, "You hit a cat."

"How did you know that?!?"

"It's still in the grille..."

So the guy had beaten a cat to death who had merely been taking a nap.

I don't know whether to laugh or track the guy down and beat him with his own bat...
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:23, closed)

Probably better to find the person who started
that particular urban myth and do it to them.
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:24, )

.
Tell your son's mate, or his uncle, that they've missed their chance to star in last week's QOTW...
(misanthrope is noobtastic, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:30, )

I certainly hope
that it's an urban legend! Having that actually happen is to horrid to contemplate. I hit a cat last spring and felt absolutely horrible- in fact, I still get sad thinking about it.
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:43, )

HAHAHAHAHA
true or not, its jolly funny
(pissflaps sdfkjhdsfkljads;ilfu, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 15:27, )

between the last story and this one
I think I'm going to be sick
(loki lie smith kiss me til I'm in a coma, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 0:45, )