Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer thinks garlic bread is the new taste sensation, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah
It kinda loses it's appeal after a while

Roll on the next QOTW
(Pavlov's Frog listens to 'Syndrome of a Down', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:34, Reply)

Lets all go to her
She speciallizes in us

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_de_Vries
(Mr.Dog got divorced and is in love with a co-worker!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:34, 3 replies)

Is this still open?
Where's the new QOTW?

*goes to do some work*
(snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:32, Reply)

xn + yn = zn
Fermat's Last Theorem
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer thinks garlic bread is the new taste sensation, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:32, Reply)

My dog Gilly...
...is a crossbred Collie/Spaniel. She's the most docile yet lunatic animal I've ever come across. Since leaving for uni, she sleeps on my bed at home, waiting for me to come back! Awwww. But it is Gilly's tale of survival I must tell...

We once owned a rabbit called 'Anfield' (Scouse roots you see), and because we are lovely people, we boarded up the bottom of our fence, and opened the hutch every morning so Anfield could run around in the daytime, lest he be stuck in a hutch all day. We had a fair sized garden, and it was always fun to watch the rabbit from the behind the patio doors.

Which is what Gilly liked to do. One day, we let her out for a waz in the afternoon, and she bounded up to the rabbit, bouncing around him, sticking her arse in the air, tail whirring like a helicopter blade, wanting him to play with her. Anfield just sat there and wiggled his nose. Realising she was getting nowhere, Gilly turned and began to trot away. At this point, Anfield leapt forward, and latched onto Gilly's tail via his mouth. The yelp could be heard from behind the patio doors, and Gilly started sprinting around the garden, dragging the rabbit around the washing line again and again. He eventually let go, and Gilly mournfully mooched back to the door, looking thoroughly embarassed. It was hilarious to watch.

I'm sure the rabbit looked pleased with himself.
(stiglfc And the big wheel keep on turnin', Thu 1 May 2008, 15:31, 2 replies)

Last.........
But not least.
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:30, Reply)

I still have a scar just above and below my eye
from being bitten by a spanniel when about three. Apparantly no one thought to tell a small child that spanniels don't like having their ears pulled.

I also have a long scar down my leg. It was done the usual way. I was running backwards on a crosscountry run at school, slipped on a squashed frog and landed on barbed wire (not the Oscar winning Pammy movie obviously).
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Cobblers.........
Last
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Sharks
See this one:

www.b3ta.com/questions/phobias/post139609
(Maclir, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:29, Reply)

I don't think
they're going to close it while this is going on.
Hopefully it's just that rather than the black plague striking B3ta Towers, leaving us leaderless and lost...or is that LAST???
(jennymnemonic, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:28, Reply)

right i'm going for a brad
let me know whos last
( spimf is too dodgy for crackhouseceilidhband, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:28, Reply)

James.........
Last?
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:27, Reply)

with a name like never right idathoghtyoud always be
last
( spimf is too dodgy for crackhouseceilidhband, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:27, Reply)

n'est-ce pas?
First O'Matic:www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?topic=224
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer thinks garlic bread is the new taste sensation, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:27, 1 reply)

LAAAAAAAAA
ST?
(never-right -...Is mostly wrong, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:26, Reply)

last? first?
do I even know what I'm trying for anymore?
(flirting with badgers and back to muttering, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:25, Reply)

Last?

( Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)

misspelling was deliberate BTW
i think its a bit crass to type fast and badly just to be last
( spimf is too dodgy for crackhouseceilidhband, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)

This QOTW
is like Ariston

it goes on and on and on and on
(TheWeeWitch do I get a prize if I break it?, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)

I hope........
this ends soon. I need to go home.
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:24, Reply)

wonder if that is where Mr Dog got his name?


from the bit about Caesar
(flirting with badgers and back to muttering, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:23, 1 reply)

could one of you techy spods
wuite me a bit of script that lets me post last
( spimf is too dodgy for crackhouseceilidhband, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:23, Reply)

Or.........
Will I need to go on posting like a b3tard?
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:23, Reply)

BTW mr dog used to be called Ceaser
but that brand didnt last
( spimf is too dodgy for crackhouseceilidhband, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:22, 1 reply)

...
fuckdicks
(Mr.Dog got divorced and is in love with a co-worker!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Do you........
Think I have a chance of winning?
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:21, Reply)

Last?

(flirting with badgers and back to muttering, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:21, Reply)

that was quite pretty mr dog
but it still wasnt last
( spimf is too dodgy for crackhouseceilidhband, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:21, Reply)