When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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I was savaged by a Leopard the other dayWhen I say a Leopard, I actually mean my small pet leopard gecko, and when I say savaged I mean it put it's mouth over the end of my finger and squeezed with toothless jaws.
But I did let out a big girly scream though and shake the fucker off my finger, only to see her arc gracelessly through the air only to land on the carpet between my 2 cats....(she escaped untwatted).
Of the many lizard bites I have received in my time it was the least painful. Top Tip - don't get bitten by a Water Dragon.
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Don't get bittenBy a Water Monitor.
*rolls up sleeve*
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:29,
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errmmmwhat's a sleve?
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althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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