When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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I only remember it slightlyBut when I was younger, we went round someone's house, who had a pony. My father told me not to go behind the pony, but as a child I just didn't think anything bad would happen. It did. As I patted (probably smacked) the horse's back leg, it started to run off. During its acceleration, one of its legs hit me inches away from my penis. I had a massive bruise there for a while.
Then their dog Mutley ate my ice cream.
To tell the truth, I don't know what age I was, but probably about 5 or 6. I look back on that occasion, and I seemed to have corrupted the memory with Mario burning his bum on the N64. Dunny why.
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