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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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This is a QotW answer Loch Ness Monster
I was raped by the Loch Ness Monster.

Still have the scars on my anus to prove it.

Length? Like a baseball bat.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 11:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment It only had
One penis?
I assumed it'd be like most other reptiles and would have two.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 11:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment in the dirty weekrs defense,
I reckon it would have been a Amphibian.

still, a monster 100ft long with a penis the size of a baseball bat? I feel sorry for the poor fella, no wonder hes lonely.
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:07, closed)
This is a QotW comment When it comes to rapings
I feel size certainly DOES NOT matter
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:46, closed)

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