When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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It's only Wednesday, but...I don't usually eat humans, but when it comes to disabled people I just can't help myself.
I was walking down the street a few days ago when I passed a guy with Downs syndrome in a wheelchair. Before I knew what I was doing, I'd already ripped his arm off and was munching on it like a chicken leg.
And that was how I Cannibaled A Spack.
(The wheelchair was a bit crunchy though.)
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^ ^It may not have been the best pun here, but he is usually quite funny.
Nice touch with the crunchy wheelchair.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 1:36,
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I fail to see how deriving bad puns from unfortunate people makes me a twat...it just makes me bored.
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