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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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This is a QotW answer OK then
while we wait for this to change...anyone got any suggestions for creative ways to bump off workmates?
(cmouse wants a new job, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:08, closed)
This is a QotW comment Cat
apult.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment Honest, boss
he fell into the shredder. I wasn't even there!
(TheWeeWitch has Bourneville, and it's mine, all mine .., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment Our shredder sounds like a
masonry drill.

Unlike TMNT's Shredder, who sounds like a badly dubbed actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment Easy
Paint keyboard with arsenic solution then wait till they have typed for a short while.
At that point slam their fingers with a heavy book (Chambers 20th century will do). Fingers in mouth, job's a goodun.
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, closed)

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