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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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This is a QotW answer Bert lived
in a big castle surrounded by a moat, full of boats carrying stoats riding goats
(I helped save b3ta! althegeordie An expert in everything but doesn't like to brag, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment were they all
eating toast?
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:14, closed)
This is a QotW comment and I loved them the
most?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:14, closed)
This is a QotW comment even
the ghosts?
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:15, closed)
This is a QotW comment Especially the ghosts
But even more so, the dotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:16, closed)
This is a QotW comment were they
wearing coats?
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment who
the goats?
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment and scarves
around their throats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment Not to mention a guard
for their scrotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment If they squeeze their scrotes
they can hit the high notes!
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment And when they were done they could eat up their
oats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment I hope everyone in London
remembered to cast their votes
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:23, closed)
This is a QotW comment Sod that for a game of soldiers.
I can't think of anything that rhymes now...

Off to Koko tonight? You'll probably see my brother, look out for a 6 foot ginger ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment Yes I am!
I will keep my eyes out. Really looking forward to this gig!

Oh yeah...something something something moats
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:28, closed)
This is a QotW comment Bloat!
Float!
Cote!
Zygote!
Jote! (as in 'to jot')
Er...

Quote!
Wrote!
Cloat...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment Clit?
Dirty Bert.
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:32, closed)
This is a QotW comment nobody said anything about clit!
You're the pervert!

Unless cloat is some kind of verb to do with them that I've never heard of..?

'I will cloat you in the clit' kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment You calling me a pervert?!?!?!
You rude little bas...

oh, wait. Pervert. Yes, yes I am.

Apologies.
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39, closed)
This is a QotW comment That's ok
*cloats you in the clit*

*hopes you like it*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:41, closed)
This is a QotW comment *receives cloat in clit*
*makes a lovely knitted hat out of it*
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment Pffft
that really made me chuckle!

Smashing jumper by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex thinks you're a bumlord, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:47, closed)

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