When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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When I was about 12 years old......my dad and I went to the zoo. Now, they did this thing where you can feed the elephants bits of carrot and so on.
Naturally obliged and so I chose my weapons, a piece of banana. Nice harmless banana. Bah. The offending elephant happily accepted his treat, smooshed it up REAL good... and sneezed.
Now, if you've ever been sneezed on by a person, you know how much comes out of a little nose. Now think huge trunk. My word.
And just to make matters worse after I comprehended what was going on, he sneezed again.
Elephants are rubbish.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 11:18, closed)
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