When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Bastard horsesMany moons ago I was walking past a gate by which there was a horse. Being the animal friendly person that I am I thought I would go and rub said horse's head.
Nasty bastard bit me around the nipple and left a set of teeth marks which bled, hurt like hell and stayed with me for about 6 months afterwards. I wouldn't mind, but I was bunking off school at the time and thus couldn't go home nor get any sympathy/savalon from my mother.
I now happily consider horses as evil, calculating and sadistic 4 legged providers of dog food and glue.
They taste good in steak format as well...
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dan j the filthy bastard, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 15:37,
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