Twunting Animals
I was brought up on a small holding, where many hours were whiled away picking up sodding potatoes from the frozen earth, weeding blasted Broad beans, and picking the caterpillers off the cabbages.

We also had animals....
Geese are nasty viscious pecky twunts. I was running around the garden with one of them attached to my hip (and not in a good way).Still we eat them eventually so who is laughing now??
Chickens are also pecky, but not as big as geese and you can kick them.
Cockerals however are nasty mean gits, who remembered every time you kicked the fence to make him jump, and therefore when he escaped he would make a bee line for the skin betwixt welly boot and shorts with claws.
Dogs are bad too - although she did only attack me because i whacked her with the clothesline pole..accidentally - My parents also thought the lump on the dogs head was Cancer..oops.
I killed a Hamster with spicy noodles - they cannot handle the heat...
Bees are horrible too - Dad kept a few hives - i always got stung.
Cats are excellent though, as are Ducks, Goats and Pigs.
Mum tamed a jackdaw - he was a twunt - another pecky, Star Wars figure gun eating, shit machine.
I also had my brand new Parka Anorak sucked to death by a cow at my Uncles Farm...Long story...

Apologies for Length, Girth, shortness of action, and smell.
(Rockster77, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 14:20, Reply)