Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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car crash sickieIn the middle of the night I decided to drive the 187 miles to Aberystwyth to visit girlfriend who was at uni there.
Unfortuanately late night driving on country welsh roads in the dark at near speed of sound resulted in me stacking it into a crash barrier.
Upon arriving at about 6am it occurs to me I'm supposed to be at work in 2 hours time which was a 4 hour drive away...and the car was fooked.
So, trying to stifle the noise of the seagulls etc I call work to explain I can't make it in as I've had a car accident "on the way to work". I had to conduct some serious cover up lies over the next week or two to hide the fact my car was smashed up in Wales and not in Milton Keynes as work thought.
Got a shag when I got there though ;-)
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 9:42, Reply)
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