Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Boring.I'm fairly uninventive in this particular field. My only decent sickie was getting out of PE for my last year of secondary school, stating a back injury.
A back injury that I in fact acquired playing football when I was about 11. In goal. Muddy. Slipped over.
Plastic cone up the coccyx. Nasty.
That and I cunted my ankle up playing hockey in bloody football boots. NOT a good idea.
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 19:22, Reply)
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