Dr. P
We had the best GCSE biology teacher who unfortunately left just before the actual GCSEs and was replaced by a total cockshite, (but thats for another story).

Some of his best moments:
- Teaching the basics of DNA using fizzy laces and jelly beans held together with toothpicks.
- Explaining dilution using farts, and 'fart atoms.'

His best moment comes from an afternoon of sports. We students were 'warming up' with a few laps of the sports pitch, and as usual the larger, more unfit kid (who shall be referred to as R from now) was lagging behind. The PE teacher was shouting out and generally putting the kid down, with some comments that shouldn't really be said by a teacher. Anyway R trips and the teacher bursts out laughing and adding more condescending comments. At this moment Dr. P was walking past the sports field and casually shouts, "At least he's not fucking the librarian," (a large unsightly hell demon) and walks into the science building. This turned out to be true, and of course spreads around the school like wildfire, causing said PE teacher's wife to find out. Last I heard he was fired and is living at home with his parents.

At the end of year assembly when Dr. P left he had the longest, and loudest cheer of the year.
(eggs and spam *insert witty sig here*, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 2:22, 5 replies)

Hats off to that man
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( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:20, closed)

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By the way, they're not fart atoms, they're farticles.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:58, closed)

This is true.
I was watching that thing with Dr Brian Cox and he said that farticles are the building blocks of the Universe.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:01, closed)

Think this is the best
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(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, closed)

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*BEST*
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 23:28, closed)