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With the General Election nearly upon us, here's your chance to lay out your own manifesto for the UK. What would you do if you were in charge? Here's your chance to think big! (Or you can call for free hugs and chocolate biscuits. They're important too.)

(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 17:23)
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A b3ta Manifesto
I'd implement the following policies upon taking over the site from the cold, emaciated corpse of Rob:

1) A new board: /circlejerk
The usual circlejerkers can then compliment each other until their hearts fill with squee without polluting the rest of /board.

2) Public condemnation of Sickipedia
I would distance this site from the hateful collection of racists, misogynists and general creepy fucking weirdoes that Sickipedia seems to attract.

3) Instaban for nonces.
Amorous Badger and Dr Shambolic will be given god-level privileges to remove creepy nonces, rather than the current policy of letting them stay.

4) Two image challenges per week.
A public vote for the challenge that week with the winning subject lasting the week from Thursday and the runner-up running concurrently from the Monday-Thursday. Also, mods are barred from making suggestions or overriding the vote to stop them stockpiling images before the announcement.

I'm open to further suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Apr 2015, 12:12, 15 replies)
^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 15:34, closed)
^ more upset

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 15:46, closed)
I believe I am the most upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Apr 2015, 15:53, closed)
correct.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 16:33, closed)
My upset levels are falling now we agree.
Who does that leave as the upsettest?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Apr 2015, 17:16, closed)
emvee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 20:22, closed)
Hm?
Oh... er, you're a prick, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 16:46, closed)
totes upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Apr 2015, 15:53, closed)
lolDelete the whole fucking sorry mess

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 19:41, closed)
your deleting you're account?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 21:43, closed)
I'm a what?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 26 Apr 2015, 22:52, closed)
You should ignore they're sillyness.
Their just doing it wrong.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:36, closed)
Completely remove moderation.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 11:54, closed)

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