My first ever snog
During the school disco at the end of 1st year of 'big school' Heather told my mate Steve that Anna had said that Rachel wanted to snog me. Steve told Warren who told me, and I passed back the message that it was ok and I'd see her in the park opposite after the disco. Then I got a message back to say that she'd only come if her mate Sue could come too, but Sue wanted to snog Richie, so he had to be there as well.

After a lot of messages passed back and forth it was eventually the end of the disco and I went to the park with Richie, and sure enough there were Rachel and Sue. We stood under some trees smirking at each other, wondering who would make the first move. Eventually Rachel got fed up, marched over to me and mashed her lips against mine then grabbed Sue and stormed off. Richie stood staring at me. "Cor, what was it like?" he asked. Before I could answer, Ivan, who had been spying on us, fell out of the tree with a yell.

Next morning the story was around the whole school and people were teasing Rachel so badly that she hid in the store cupboard during Home Economics and cried. My mates told me I should go and console her " 'cos she might let you feel her tits". So I went into the cupboard, but she told me to piss off and kicked me in the goolies.

Not a great date.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:22, 6 replies)

you teachers have it tough

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:54, closed)

Excellent.
First laugh of the day!
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:41, closed)

Great stuff.
It falls upon me to be the first to say "nonce".

Tradition I'm afraid.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:38, closed)

Click

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:24, closed)

Click!

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:29, closed)

You stud, you.
Have a click.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:36, closed)