don't you
forget about me
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:09, 1 reply)

I fucking hate it when a band has been shit
and we get an unnecessary and wholly unwanted encore.

See what I did there? Eh? Eh?
( Muns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
That much is true.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Shitmat x 2
Both in Brighton.
So Shitmat's there (Volks basement, yay) pressing buttons on his laptop fucked off his tits on Ketamine, jumping up and down behind his desk getting rowdier and stupider. Everyone's dancing like twats. But he gets a bit too over-exited, and his laptop falls into the punters ("crowd" sounds like there was loads of people there) and breaks in half.
"You broke my laptop, you cunts!!" he explains, and jumps over his desk, wading into the humanity punching anyone who doesn't get out of the way, calling them a cunt.
Twat.
Next time I saw him play, he had combined a bass guitar and an upright vacuum cleaner, and did a 15 minute solo on that. It was funny for the first 30 seconds. Fuck it was terrible. It's the LAST time I'm going to one of HIS pop gigs, I'll tell ya!!
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:01, 1 reply)

How many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they're forever banned?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:00, 2 replies)

They dragged out that LAST over before tea, eh?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Laugh And Sing Tra-la-la

(McChinaman banned, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Has anyone seen Rob's new website? It's great.

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:41, 1 reply)

loving you is easy 'cause you're beautiful

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

ribbed for pleasure
(long lasting)
(magictorch, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I'm sure this doesn't normally last this long?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:13, 1 reply)

Blancmange!
Sorry - I panicked.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 15:06, 1 reply)

I've just been to
the Last Wine bar
(Biff..., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Last
but not least or lost.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Has the poll been and gone?
I'm always the last to know.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:05, 1 reply)

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:59, 8 replies)

I saw Jean Michel Jarre perform without his trademark light show,
after a problem with the electrical balLAST plunged the arena into darkness.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Surprise Iron Maiden member.
OK a quick one, queueing up ridiculously early to see Skin at the Wheatsheaf in Stoke and the band let me in for free, and got a some stuff signed and talked to them and that.

Then saw that Adrian Smith from the support band Skeleton Crew and thought ooh he used to be in Iron Maiden.

Cool.
(Mitchell Gant, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:45, 6 replies)

Amazing Grace, how sweet, the sound
That saved, a wretch like me
I once was LAST, but now I'm found
Was blind, but now I see
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Reznor did 'Last' in his encore

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

It could LAST all afternoon

(betty swollocks, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

all this punning cant last.

(magictorch, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I did a brief stint as a waiter at L'astrance.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

O Jesu Christ, meins Lebens Licht
Mein Hort, mein Trost, mein Zuversicht,
Auf Erden bin ich nur ein Gast
Und drückt mich sehr der Sünden LAST.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I'm the type of nigga who's built to LAST

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

i've got a signed lostprophets cd if anyone wants it
i'll start the bidding at £5
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:48, 5 replies)

Not really.
It's in my SHED.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I have a cobbler's LAST up my arse.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I liked the film LAST Exit To Brooklyn.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I had a bad experience when I went to see Paradise LAST

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)