Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I certainly am"Yesterday I was THIS CLOSE to a blow job. I reckon one less vertebra and I'd have managed it"
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I approve of thisand I'm also massively jealous. I'd be surprised if the OP ever leaves the house...
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:13, closed)
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