Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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I'm self-employedand it's just me. Not much fun at the Christmas party I can tell you. Well, not until I have a few pints and start fancying myself.
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...Do you sneak off to have sex with yourself in a cupboard, too?
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Enzyme BOO!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:22,
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...And photocopy your bum and hide it in your desk to discover later?
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Sonic James Doom SUSEJ!!!!!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:28,
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...And do you fiddle your own expenses?
And do you hide from yourself in the loo (and potentially do a Pooflake while you're at it)?
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Enzyme BOO!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:30,
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Do you turn up late!Just to piss yourself off!
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Big-girl's-blouse Pizza or blow jobs............the eternal dilemma., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:47,
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...And do you steal from your own stationery cupboard?
This could go on for ages, couldn't it?
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Enzyme BOO!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:49,
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Worst of all:i've just had to give myself a written warning for spending too much time on b3ta. Two more and i'll be escorted from the building*.
*Spare bedroom
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I feel your pain.I use alot of casual labour and sub contractors.
Afer a year of dealing with the knob that is me. I hired my wife.
Now I can bang the secretary and not get in trouble:)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Alco?- www.selfdestructionandrecovery.blogspot.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:58,
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I'm also s/eand every fucking day is Take Your Kids to Work day...
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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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