Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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my colleague danwas born without a father.
what?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:50, closed)
I was born without a father, tooHe had something to do with the conception (ewww... mindbleach!), but was apparently at home in bed when I was born.
/pedantry
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 11:01,
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Your colleague Dan's fatherCould have died before birth?
Now being born without a mother- THAT would be an achievement!
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 15:11,
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born without a motherone of my defendants is currently in jail claiming to be pregnant (pregnancy test says otherwise). This woman has stated several times that IF she is pregnant, she won't claim the baby.
How the fuck can a woman give birth while claiming the baby isn't hers???
(no surrogacy here either....she is just a really stupid addict and theif)
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