Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... myself.I'm sort of a colleague, aren't I? I mean, you see me most days on here...
So why am I a bastard? Well, for starters, while most of you have been huddling in England in the lovely drizzle, I've spent the past few days in the Florida Keys. Here's a picture I shot this morning as I sat outside with my coffee:
When I called my friend Richard and told him that I was wearing shorts and drinking coffee on the sand, he called me a rat bastard.
But worse is to come...
Yesterday when we got back from exploring a beach to the south of our resort, we thought we might check out the pool. Well, January here is still a bit cool, so we concluded that the water was still a bit too chilly for our tastes. Apparently the rest of the adults there felt the same way, as there were only children splashing around in the pool. I suddenly thought of the phrase "dropping the kids off at the pool" and giggled for a moment, then shared that observation with the Lunatic Artist, who chuckled.
Then I noticed the poolside bar:
And then I noticed that all of the kids in the pool were either black or Latino. So here were a bunch of small dark brown shapes bobbing around beneath that sign...
Exit (hastily) one madly giggling Loon and one rather appalled Artist.
Yes, I accept that I'm going to hell- but I'll have lots of company, as I can hear you lot giggling too!
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:41, closed)
You may be in Florida!But we have Jelly babies.
And various silly named beers.
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Big-girl's-blouse Pizza or blow jobs............the eternal dilemma., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49,
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I clicked for the lovely photographBut I certainly DON'T like your post!
It's not bloody fair! How dare you be in Florida Keys!
Grrrrr.
have a lovely time
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chickenlady A l’eau, c’est l’heure, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:54,
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*clicks*First of all, you're a bastard for being there when I'm sat in a grey industrial estate in London. That so very nearly denied you a click.
However, the daring non PCness did it for me.
Floaters.... *snigger*
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:56, )
Your behaviour is despicable...So I'm only clicking 'I lIke this' because it's exactly the kind of thing I would do.
*Looks out of window at shite, foggy, dreary Birmingham*
*Sighs gently*
*Giggles at 'floaters' gag*
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Pooflake 's new job does NOT allow B3ta...boo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:43,
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BahIt's rather dull and depressing (nothing new there then) in Solihull today.
Have a click for the floaters though. :)
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:54, )
Well...............Y'know, for a nice bloke you can be a right bastard sometimes!
"Click"
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 16:11, )
*clicky*...for your rather fab first pic of the silhouetted palms. I likes.
Re: 'Floaters'. Aside your joke about the brown children (*snigger*), that's really a quite un0apetising name to associate with tasty beverages. Maybe you should have a word...
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 16:59, )
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