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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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When I was really drunk I totally got up in the middle of the night
and pissed all over the room in a big, slow circle, went to the wardrobe, took a shit in it, then gave my girlfriend anal using bleach and iron filings for lube, and then sleep-walked into my parents' bedroom and was sick all over my dad, who was humping the dog.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)
This is at least 36% more true than any other answer given this week.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:29, closed)
I'd say nearer 36.8%

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:33, closed)
I suggest we have a drawn out argument about it that quickly degenerates into personal abuse, threats and gazzes.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:36, closed)
me too
you cunt.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:42, closed)
I'm making a badge about you and putting it in my profile.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:46, closed)
* proud

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:07, closed)
If I shared AB's (borderling OCD) list-making habit
then I'd probably have made a collection of the various profile badges that people have made for me. Some of them have been Very Angry Indeed.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:10, closed)
And what do you call this act?

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:36, closed)
"The Vag"

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:42, closed)
U iz Lolwacky Vag....

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:42, closed)

Who would you like to have alone with you in your bedroom?
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(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:08, closed)
I was
going to come back every five minutes to click on my own name. But I really can't be bothered.

And frankly, even I don't really want to be alone in a bedroom with me. I'm a crap wank.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:24, closed)
Awww
I think you were just fine Scarpe, although more lube next time.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:26, closed)
Could we have the question written by somebody whose first language approximates English?

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)
So i missed a word out.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:38, closed)

Fuck a doodle doo Dr.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
Is that the one that talks to animals?

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
You're thinking of the mad cat lady from the Simpsons.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:58, closed)

Is Dr Shambolic a pedantic tosser.
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:56, closed)
I think this 1 may be a bit biased.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:12, closed)
"Dr."

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:16, closed)
Hahaa
Just cunt off to the merry land of fuck will you....

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(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:34, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeHQA-9aaD4
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:22, closed)
Who?

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:51, closed)
Gimme the news.
I got a bad case, of lovin' you.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:46, closed)
I clicked my self
but I don't know who the other was. Sounds a bit rapey to me.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:43, closed)
MMM rapey....

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:54, closed)
Yes?

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:17, closed)
Wasn't Rapey one of the seven dwarfs?

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:36, closed)
No
he was the conductor in 'On the busses', I think.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:58, closed)
See Scaryduck voted for himself.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:37, closed)
Couldn't he just edit the entire post and replace it with one of him and his bitches chillin in a jacuzzi?
edit: please
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:50, closed)
If I were in that poll
I'd be winning.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:00, closed)
If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.
Now get the kettle on, there's a dear.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:14, closed)
Unless those five votes are from UTOL or GMOS then you're wasting your vote.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:08, closed)
who are these 6 people?
Gaz me and we'll talk. I have wine.

I don't really, but I can stick the kettle on and I have a packet of chocolate hob nobs
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:28, closed)
I see AB and the witch have cast their votes.

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:56, closed)
And then Scooby and the gang showed up!
www.youjizz.com/videos/scooby-doo-xxx-part-1of-2-2210193.html#

(very NSFW, in case you hadn't noticed)
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:03, closed)

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