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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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We had a big status meeting on bug fixing a few months back
and the snotty man* hosting the meeting was really trying to show everybody up to be thick.

He shouted across to me:
"And this bug has been on the system for the past three months! Why has has this not been fixed?"

To which I replied:
"With all due respect, I haven`t been with the company three months". I had just joined.



* he looked like a fat, adult version of Fred Savage out of The Wonder Years
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:44, Reply)

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