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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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This is a QotW answer Semi-unintentional
owing to a couple of halves of mild ale.
A charming couple of brummie lasses were showing us more attention than we were looking for in a bar. I hooked my thumb at one of them and said to the other "sorry love ... I wouldn't touch you with his"
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:15, closed)

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