At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
« Back
An oldie but goldie from my mispent schooldays sciving down the local cafe...
Whenever someone lit up a cigarette at the table while someone else was still eating, the standard comment was, "You don't mind me eating while you smoke, do you?"
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 16:10, closed)
« Back