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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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This is a QotW answer My face
tends to have an unnnaturally unhappy look. Many times a jolly commuter has commented "Cheer up, it might never happen!!"

These days I reply "My daughter died from cot death yesterday."

*snort*
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 7:54, closed)

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