Unusual for my mate
But one night he said the funniest thing he's ever said...

Bit of history: About a week before this incident me and a mate had succeeded in getting barred from a local boozer for next to nowt - using the disabled loo. Unsurprisingly we both gave the bouncers some serious grief and so, the story begins.

7 days later, Friday night and we decide to go to a bar near the one we're barred from. Thinking ourselves smart we thought we'd give the bouncers that barred us some grief on the way past. All went well and we found ourselves in the new bar. 5, maybe 10 seconds passed before we found ourselves being railroaded out of the bar by the bouncers - who it seems are good mates of the w*nkers who barred us from the other place!

"Cross over the road or else" they shouted at us. Being beligerent sorts we told them to stick it up their b*llocks, to whit they resorted to 'helping' us across the road.

We stood, waiting for the lights to change but when they did the meatheads didn't notice.

My mate turned to the bouncer feeling his collar and spoke to him in his best 'little baby' voice:

"The green man is showing now sunshine, we can cross"

I don't think his feet touched the ground until we reached the other side...
( TooMuch2AM, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:34, Reply)