Taxi Fun
I was in the queue for a taxi late one night, finished work much later than I should have and was in a foul mood. Behind me a women talking loudly on her mobile starts to walk up and down the side of the queue while chatting. The girls in front of me get into a taxi and as the next one pulls up she makes a move for it. I get my hand to the door handle first but she has the back of the handle, she looks at me in disgust:

‘I was actually before those girls!’ she lies to me

I take a moment to look at her and then out of nowhere say:

‘There are 2 certainties in life, 1 is that people die and the other is that I’m getting into this taxi the order in which these things happen is up to you’

She takes her hand from the door and stares at me.

I get in the taxi and go home.

I'm usually a nice person :)
( HornO, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 12:38, Reply)