Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I havea circular burn on my hand from a flaming sambuca (be careful with those fuckers, it really hurt), it's not so bad now but after I did it it looked really brutal. A huge white blister in a perfect circle, and the rest of my palm was bright red. Anyhow, sat on a train, little boy asks his mum, "whats that man got on his hand", me: "I'm in a satanic cult". It turned into quite a peaceful journey...
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 12:49, Reply)
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