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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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This is a QotW answer Cold Caller
My ex's dad did this one once, and I had the joy of witnessing it!

Cold Caller: Hi, I'd like to talk to Mrs 'X' about life insurance?

Mr X: Too late for that mate she died this morning.

He didnt tell the missus. She gets a bit funny about 'tempting fate'!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:29, closed)

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