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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Some fat bloke who sits opposite me at work enjoys the 'your mum' jokes. After he sent about 15 my way (with no reply from me) I asked the guy who sits next to me 'Do you hear that?'

'Hear what?'

'It sounds like someones slapping two bags of fat against eachother'
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 17:05, Reply)

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