Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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So there's this blokeWinston Churchill or something, and he's talking to Lady Astor or something about poisoning biscuits, because every time he ate one he shagged her mum until the ice cream van arrived, and the man shouted "Your Mum", but there was no ice cream because it was playing a tune....
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String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 17:22,
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