Vampires!
I'm so out of touch, my vampires are intimidating, day fearing, blood drinking scourges of the night. Not some sparkly pretty boys who are afraid to get laid.
(Mong goose, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:00, 3 replies)

I am out of date too.
Mine are elaborately-dressed Eastern European gentlmen with a penchant for old abbys in Yorkshire.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:06, closed)

Mine can also shape-shift between bats, wolves, rats and mist..
(Hudekin ( . )( . ) - cos i can't use photoshop.., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:20, closed)

Mine actually murder people rather than whining about how they might if you're not careful.
Especially because they're Mitchell from Being Human.

There's this bit in the latest season where Mitchell snaps, murders a train full of innocents, and wakes up next to his girlfriend, both naked and covered in dried blood. Having just watched Fucking Twilight for the first time, I couldn't help pointing out to Falstaffette that, in fact, that was "the skin of a killer" (the words Captain Whimpery NoNads Cullen utters first time he goes all sparkly).
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:26, closed)