Another case of advanced daftness as opposed to ignorance…

Last weekend I attended a bit of a family reunion with some relatives from Oz. We all went out for a meal and eventually found ourselves enjoying a drink and glancing over menus as and you do.

As everyone made their meal choices, my mum just couldn’t decide and I asked her what the problem was:

“I don’t know whether or not I should go for the ‘Brewer’s Chicken’ – have you had that before?” she declared worriedly. I looked at the menu description: ‘Strips of tender chicken breast topped with crispy bacon and Cheddar, on a barbecue & beer sauce. Served with chips and salad’.

“I haven’t had it before but it sounds ok” I replied. “What’s the problem?”.

“Ooh, well I’m not sure how much beer will be in it. Besides, I’m also driving...” she answered with a concerned frown.

Fighting the urge to facepalm hard, I tried to reassure her. “That won’t be a problem” I said.

However, after careful deliberation, she eventually decided that it wasn’t worth taking the chance so she opted for the ‘safe option’ instead…

The Steak and Ale pie.


Ye.fucking.gods
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:14, 3 replies)

Ale's not beer though innit
Any fule kno that beer is pale yellow and fizzy and is the only alcoholic alcohol you can drink. So I can have as many Bacardi Breezer's as I wan't and still be fine because it's just fruit juice innit, except classier cos it's fizzy like champagne but it don't make you drunk lol.

Yrs in srs bsns,

Chavleen
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:26, closed)

ye an cuz its fruit its totes zero calories innit lol

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:28, closed)

Count's as a five daily portion
like fruit pastille's.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:42, closed)