hair-DIY
when i was about 15, i had a bit of a hair dye incident where i basically got dark brown hair dye over a large section of the brand new bathroom tiles..

i thought it would be ok as i tried to wash it off with some bleach and a cloth..but it wasnt OK, it was bad, very bad, and my mother was going to be angry, very angry.

although the dye came of the shiny green and blue tiles, the grouting was fucked. i mean there was no hiding that nearly half the bathroom now had a new black outline, and mum was due home in about 2 hours.

PANIC, FUCKING PANIC. after trying to bleach it off with all sorts of shit, oven foam, window cleaner, toilet duck i resided to the fact that it was not going to come off and id be better either moving in with my nan, or somehow hiding the evidence.

toothpaste.
it makes excellent grouting.
she sold the house about 2 years later, with the toothpaste grouting still in place and is still none the wiser about it.

remeber that one. it worked a fucking treat.
(nettestar meeow, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:39, 14 replies)

Nice one
genuine ingenuity there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:48, closed)

I can also recommend Tippex
in a case like this!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:11, closed)

toothpaste is cheaper though

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:41, closed)

I recommend cum.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:48, closed)

in your mum

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:56, closed)

up her bum

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:17, closed)

Sounds like fum.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:18, closed)

But sends you numb

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:28, closed)

Just like rum

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:02, closed)

Or someone squeezing your plumbs

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)

I've been struck dumb.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:09, closed)

can't you just hum?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:42, closed)

that just means
that in 2 years you didn't clean your bathroom floor...
(mersault, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:30, closed)

No, but I bet it had no cavities either!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:30, closed)