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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Does he?

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:14, 1 reply)


(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:19, closed)
.....
pffffttHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:20, closed)
Another Top 10 entry to QOTW!
And I've had four in the newsletter.

Still waiting to read your contributions.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:21, closed)
I really must reappraise my life's achievements.

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:24, closed)
I think he should write a book about it
It'd sell like hotcakes here
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:26, closed)
I think you're underestimating the appetite for cakes of the average qotw porker.

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:31, closed)
Thing is...
I don't mind notoriety. Yeah I posted the story about hacking email accounts. I posted the story about selling paracetemol as esctasy. And I posted the story about making my own fireworks.

People either approve or disapprove - and they let me know by writing loads of comments after all those stories.

That's me. Some odd tales to tell. Some you'll like. Some you'll loathe.

But you? You have nothing to give. Nothing to offer. Nothing to say for yourself. You have no imagination and not an ounce of creativity. You are the worst of all types of people - dull.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:31, closed)
Odd that you deleted the post if you didn't find it embarrassing.
And I think you may be confusing me with somebody else. I had qotw answers featured in the original radio show in the days before they introduced the 'reply' function and turned into a self-help and mutual cock-stroking forum. And I've been an active member of /board since before they even invented qotw. How many images have you ever posted here? How many front pages do you have?

You're a creepy pervert and a chav prick. And proud of it. Bravo. Give Jeremy Kyle a ring if you want some real "notoriety".
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:36, closed)
Yay,
pissing contest!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:39, closed)
Though I hate to admit it - you've won!
I was happily reading all the creative and interesting responses on how to make my rocket fly better etc. When you came along (shortly followed by your gimp, Frisbee), and started to try and wind everybody up.

I said to myself 'ignore the losers' - and for a large period of time I did. I notice that you obviously have a reputation for being a total fuckwit, judging by the reaction of everyone on this thread when you joined it. Even so, I let my fellow commenters shoot you down - and I didn't get involved. But now I have. And you got what you wanted - a rise out of the OP.

You can chalk this up as another 'victory' - and go spread your special brand of immature trolling across the far reaches of the web.

Oh and I'll take your £200 and times it by ten - I'll give you £2,000 if you or your sycophantic lackey can post an answer to a future QOTW, that registers in the Top 5.

Until such time, I bid you farewell and wish you good luck in all you seek to achieve.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:51, closed)
I didn't offer you £200
you illiterate oik.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:54, closed)
Can I have the £2,000 to have reading lessons
seeing as you're now my daddy, or something wot he said?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:57, closed)
Yeah.
But you'll have to mow the lawn and clean the car for it. And no cheek when your Granny comes to visit. We all know she smells of wee. We don't need to keep reminding her.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:59, closed)
You sanctimonious prick
You brainfart about how dangerous your stunt was, 'cackling like a loon' and you get called out on it. Then you whine like we're taking the piss out of everyone here but no, I'm actually just calling you a fucking mong. There is no 'us', it's just you being the fucking tool.

Now go cut yourself a slice of cake, take a big breather, go stalk some teenyboppers, crack one off over them and come back when you feel better.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:00, closed)

I don't really care about any of this, but I'm becoming increasingly inclined to sellotape a lit Mr Muscle to your frisbee, you ridiculous manchild.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 1:01, closed)
TARANTARAAA!
Midnight White Knight Hero AHOOOOOOOY!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:03, closed)
Man who bragged about setting light to household chemicals in a public space,
calls those who post comments "immature".

If it's any help, there's an ignore button by every username, to help you better "ignore the losers".
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:17, closed)
No, not that!
He NEEDS to tell me how much I am lesser than him. Because that's the way the internet works
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:20, closed)
If I can get everyone on QOTW
to read something like this, maybe all the fighting would stop.

On second thoughts, where would the fun be in that?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:23, closed)
I'd rather give nothing
then bleat out on a publicly-accessible website how much of a questionable human being I am.

I will personally pay you £200 to construct the biggest and most dangerous firework and ask that you kindly put yourself in the immediate area of it so that you remove your pitiful, depraved and attention-seeking self from this plane of existence.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:38, closed)

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