Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Kelly...Kelly was, without doubt, one of the more stunning lasses in history... She was as far as i remeber a fantasticly tallented music student, and she happend to live in teh same halls as my then girlfriend.
One night a REALLY frantic Kelly comes bursting in to the communal area... in TEARS.
"I just had a nightmare"...
"really?"
"Yes.. I dreamed that I woke up... and I was a cabbage.."
"What... like... retarded?"
"No.. don't be so stupid... like green and leafy, just sat on my pillow"
There was a moment of hushed silence.. then Hannah laughed at the stupidity....
"DON'T LAUGH.... what if it REALLY happend.. What would you do?"
Ogwen piped up saying that she'd be safe from him.. as boiled cabbage made him fart terribly... and Kelly broke down in tears.
Before going to bed.. Kelly made up promise that If - in the eventuality of her nightmare coming true - we woke up to find a big leafy cabbagehead on her bed instead of her usual well-formed self, we'd feed her... and not eat her.
We promised.. and a rather distraught and shivvering Kelly stumbled back into her room.
The wheel was definately spinning... but the hamster was long dead.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:17,
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