I was using a food mixer to mix up an omelette and put the wrong lid on the top of it
Boy did I have egg on my face.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:46, 13 replies)

that's so stupid
it actually made me giggle
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:52, closed)

Yey!
But it's not as random as "WHAT IS IT?"
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:56, closed)

hey, at least it wasn't me
making a twat of myself on that stage :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 14:57, closed)

Well at least it was learning experience for him
I bet it made your bud-wiser.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKERY!
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:00, closed)

be ashamed. be very ashamed.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:04, closed)

I realise this is for LOL and that
but you're definitely making omelettes wrong if it involves a food processor.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:12, closed)

I know
We normally use a cement mixer.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:15, closed)

I realise this is for LOL and that
but you're definitely making omelettes wrong if it involves a food processor. but my OCD can't let me get past this post without commenting on your error.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 19:11, closed)

fo shizzle

( 4Q just lurking, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 0:51, closed)

I realise this is for LOL and that
but I might actually try that - I'd imagine if you poured the mix straight into a hot pan it could make a really light, fluffy omelette.
I'm also prepared to entertain the idea it might be shite - but fuckit, our chickens lay enough eggs that I can afford to waste a couple.
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 0:54, closed)

I normally get an empty plastic jug
Crack out 3 eggs, pour a tiny bit of milk in too and a pinch of salt.
Mix the fucker until it's a light yellow.
While that's mixing put a tiny drop of olive oil into a frying pan and heat to an average temp.
Dice up some ham, tomatoes and grate a small bit of cheese. Chuck in all of it into the mix but keep some of the cheese back for later.
Pour it into the middle of the pan so the olive oil just surrounds the edges of the pan only. Occasionally dab the edges with a spatula to prevent sticking and keep an eye on it for about 10 minutes.
Once it starts to look edible (lol), pour the rest of the cheese on top, wank a bit of Lee & Perrins on the top as well then stick under a full grill until the cheese has melted on top. Remove, stick on a plate and it should be nice and consistent.

Works for me, the missus loves a good ploughing omelette.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 6:50, closed)

Well, well.........

You are some famous chef AICMFP.

Thanks, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 19:30, closed)

Not really
but it's about the only thing I can cook decently at the moment lol
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 7:38, closed)