Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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comedy capers with the french peeegsBeing a biker, I go to a lot of biker events including the Le Mans 24hr motorbike endurance. It was a few years ago that I was there when a french Hells Angel tried to intimidate the french riot police by running into the road in front of their riot van to stop them, and then banging, as hard as he could, on the side. When the occupants (obviously seeing that this bloke was severely bolloxed on weed and pastis) ignored him he got quite upset and ran round to the front of the vehicle, dropped his strides and elegantly laid the biggest, most steamingest log I have ever seen. Ahhh the french, such style, such panache....
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