Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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young and stoned (again)there could be loads of these....
Sitting at our local common one evening, the ground was white and fresh with snow, a group of young teenagers just finished a bong session and where feeling very happy with themselves.
For no reason at all, well probably paranoid dilusion, one of us said "wouldn't it be funny if a cop car came belting it over the green to bust us" - to much stoney laughter.
10 minutes later - a cop car comes careering over the snowy grass straight for us. We where VERY confused about this but found it mildly amusing. It was funny to watch the cop trying to control his car on the snow, literally sliding all over the place towards us.
Anyhoo, the cops searched us, found no gear - took the bong and left a group of very confused stoned people wondering how the hell that happened !
That was too wierd....
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 14:28, Reply)
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