Here we go!
February 2003, my ex boyfriend beat the shit out of me, so I left him. Went to pick my stuff up a couple of weeks later and bitch slapped him. He called cops, I was arrested, sent to jail and charged with domestic violence. HOWEVER, as the cops were driving away with me in the back my ex boyfriend banged on the car window and started laughing. About 4 blocks down the street, they pull over, take my handcuffs off and run his name.
6 months later on the day that my charges were dismissed, I got a phone call from the arresting officers to let me know they'd picked up my ex boyfriend and were sending him to jail for 3 months (when they ran his name it turns out that he had a warrant out for his arrest).

No. 2
Registration expired on car, pulled over by cops. Due to no insurance and a none-valid driving licence (UK learners permit) cop is going to take my car and asks to search it. In the ashtray is a brown vial (never used the ashtray). Out comes the narcotics squad (I'm sat on the kerb in handcuffs about to be arrested for possession) who laugh their asses off as it was only air freshener in the vial. The officer looked at me, unhandcuffed me and said "on your way, get your registration fixed okay!".

No.3
Got pulled over for same as above but had temporary registration, cop cites me for driving without a licence. Go to court, shows judge UK learners permit and told him it was a valid UK driving licence. Judge dismisses case!
Yay!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 2:12, Reply)