Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Speeding...Another thing I've done which was slightly illegal was a couple of months back when I was flashed at by a speed camera.
'That's not very illegal' I hear you say, and I agree with you. The thing that was the cruncher on this whole affair was the fact that when it happened I was on my driving test. I failed, obviously. (and I've failed again since, this time for stopping at a green light...)
Thankfully, I don't think the camera had any film in it as I haven't heard anything from it at all whatsoever. Aren't I a lucky bastard :)
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 14:06, Reply)
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