Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Broke the Law...I once was arrested for punching out my ex-mother-in-law (or out-law). Four and a half years after my druggie husband killed himself in MY car (yes, I know...), the whole fam-damly turned on me. My ex-Mum-in-law tried to take my kids, broke into my condemned apartment (in HER house), my ex-bro-in-law stole my furniture. SHE knew he had it and wouldn't tell me a thing. After screaming for ten minutes at the chanting old bitch (I don't know where your furniture is..over and over and over), I knocked her out of her chair. My ex-sis-in-law grabs ME and says, "Are you all right?". Cost me $150. and 'Excessive Noise'. I consider it an investment. I don't have to speak to them any more. Nyah.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 22:20, Reply)
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