Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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Starting over - failIn the smoldering ashes of a marriage breakup, the nasty bitterness of which I shall not drag out again, I decided to get back out there and try to meet someone new.
So like many I gave online dating a try.
There wasn't a great deal of choice back then and match dot com was by far the biggest, might still be. So I dutifully filled out page after page to create a profile, uploaded pictures and then submitted my payment details.
I almost held my breath with excitement as I clicked the button to find my matches.... Waiting for the pictures to load the first match was 100%, could there really be my perfect partner out there and living in the same small town as me!?
No, that genius website had decided my perfect match was my ex-wife. I looked a bit further and decided I probably wasn't ready to get back on the dating scene after all...
They also don't do refunds.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:56, 9 replies)
Hahaha I rather like this.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:59,
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Oh, that's good.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:04,
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It worked for Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:05,
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I suspect this is going to be as good as it gets this week.Well done.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:17, closed)
Perhaps they were right?(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:10,
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