Bastard
I went out with an artist for three years and thought he loved me. Then one day I get the phone call to say he'd gotten engaged to his other girlfriend, (she was tall, blonde, willowy and very talented...I'm short, dumpy, and "beautiful on the inside", no surprises but it doesn't make it any easier) and he wanted me to know as I was such a good friend... Fucking cried for days.

She later broke up with him and gave the ring back, and the prick then has the nerve to tell me that in the same breath as asking me to be his girlfriend again.

Er, no. Swivel hard and fast, dear boy.

Happily, I'm now with my soulmate, so the cnut did me a favour in dumping me. :)
(wolfpussy will nibble your fingers on, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:23, 12 replies)

It's incredible how many "soul mates" one can find
That's not pissing on you and the person you've found... but let's not run ahead into eternity - if you believe in all that jazz.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 0:30, closed)

You were totally weekend pussy and taken for a ride.
Sorry to have to break this to you.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 0:35, closed)

Yep.
I know. Kicked myself for it thoroughly afterwards.
(wolfpussy will nibble your fingers on, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 0:03, closed)

Also:
You can say 'cunt' on here, but NOT 'Scaryduck is a kiddy fiddler'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 0:38, closed)

I thought it was ok to mention that scaryduck is a kiddy fiddler provided you know it to be true?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:50, closed)

Haha, you probably caught something off him, you mug.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:24, closed)

I think that was an episode of Girls, wasn't it?

You are Lena Dunham IACMFP
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:11, closed)

I have never seen that show, but everything I have ever read about it suggests that it is likely to be fucking terrible.
and the fact that that you now about it suggests that you're some kind of homosexualist Jezebel reading hipster cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:38, closed)

I like the way you put "beautiful on the inside" in inverted commas.
It's like even you don't believe it.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:20, closed)

"I thought he loved me"
"his other girlfriend"
(cs1ca, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:29, closed)

^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 22:04, closed)

CLICKED FOR TRUTH

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 13:31, closed)