I'd had a long and pleasant and fulfilling relationship with the old girl
lasting about 6 years. She was exotic (half English, half Japanese), reliable, fun, exciting, but also dependable when there was a lot of shit to go through. Unfortunately as time went on she was getting more and more expensive to keep. I kept having to shell out for new stuff for her and at the same time she was showing her age, she got progressively slower and less and less fun. So I reluctantly had to let her go and got myself a zestier younger model. Swedish, can you believe? She had a lovely purr. But I digress.

I did feel a bit of a heel for doing it to her but after a while it was obvious that there was a breakdown just around the corner. I still think back to her occasionally with fond memories but the past is the past.

I still really miss my old '94 plate Rover 620.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 18:53, 7 replies)

Six years? A '94 plate? Someone'll be along soon to call you a nonce probably.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:30, closed)

Star Wars?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:35, closed)

Most obscure Honda Accord reference ever?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:40, closed)

you did extremely well
To get 6 years out of a rover.
(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:03, closed)

He walked a hundred highways.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:04, closed)

And more, just like a crab, he did it sideways.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:03, closed)

Regular deworming is the key.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:12, closed)