Not me, but my friend
She had been dating this guy for about a year, and was utterly smitten. One night he took her out for dinner, as he had something to talk about. She was really excited, as she thought he was going to ask her to move in with him.

They sat down, and after a bit, he got to the inevitable point. Said it wasn't her, it was him. He just needed to try something new. Something different.

Like what? she sobbed. Are you gay? Are you going travelling?

Oh no, he replied. He just thought it was time he was with someone more..... BLONDE. And as she stared at him in disbelief, he went on.......

"please don't misunderstand me. The very last thing I'm saying is that you should go off and dye your hair".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38, 30 replies)

This is shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52, closed)

YOU'RE SHIT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52, closed)

Fuck off you fat psycho cunt

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54, closed)

NEVER

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:55, closed)

Clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24, closed)

'He just thought it was time he was with someone more...BLONDE'
Yeah, right it's not about you, gingertits.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:05, closed)

From a medical man, I expected MOAR ACCURACY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:12, closed)

Are you suggesting Swipe has hairy nips?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:36, closed)

Are you even remotely entertaining the idea that she doesn't?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:39, closed)

Like an orangutan who's spent the morning in the salon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:44, closed)

Typing that story must really feel worth the effort with this kind of response.

(McChinaman banned, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:17, closed)

Meh, they need SOMETHING to wank over
Might as well be knotted hairy orangutan breasts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:39, closed)

+ ginger
Twice as bad.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:41, closed)

Get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:41, closed)

Well I liked it.
Click.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:00, closed)

My only concern for the poor girl is when he said
he needed to try something different she had no idea how blokes work.
He invented the blonde part to avoid her embarrassment.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 23:01, closed)

Since when did a Ginge have a friend?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:31, closed)

FOOL
It takes a real man to handle a ginger.

I have handled them. 8======D
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:03, closed)

they go soggy too quickly and end up flopping off into the coffee

(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:12, closed)

Don't be fooled by AB's shameless lies
My friend isn't remotely ginger; she's very dark haired!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:40, closed)

dark haired strawberry blonde
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:41, closed)

Shameless!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:04, closed)

Clearly the scientific method is called for here
I'm just going to have to date your friend for 6 months or so, just to be sure. Of course for a full genetic test we'd need to get married and have kids, but I'm putting that as "Phase II" in the grant application.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:53, closed)

she is married with a kid
ironically she married a ginger guy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:47, closed)

nothing like a good bit of figging, eh

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 13:10, closed)

Gay
Gay as a window.

Proper gay.

Bumhole delving gay.
(Eukanuba, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 2:10, closed)

I don't understand this.
Everyone else seems to have gotten themselves quite worked up over it, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:15, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:50, closed)

Two posts are referencing a previous flounce by A N Other poster, the rest are varying degrees of piss taking over Swipey's ginger denialism.
HTH.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:04, closed)

Don't forget to wave as you pass over my head.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:58, closed)